“二战”时(shí )期,盟(méng )军要实施安奇奥(🐌)登陆(🔼)计划(huá ),迫(😘)于对一(🛍)门(mén )叫安奇(🤴)奥大炮(pào )的超级武(wǔ )器的忌惮,要派(pài )(🗼)两个精锐(😧)特工去(qù )摧(👋)毁这门大炮,结果两(😎)个傻逼(bī )被派(🕔)了(🔸)去(qù ),最后(🗄)经(jīng )过(🎡)一连(🕯)串搞笑事件,阴差阳(🏐)错的最后(hòu )完(wán )成了任务。 片段(😻)一(yī ):德国人在北(běi )(🤯)非布(bù )置了一(yī )个陷阱(🌙),准备(bèi )了一(🥁)幅假(📯)的防御工事地图让这二个士(🌊)兵(bīng )带回去(💻)。他们却(🔝)阴(yīn )差(chà )阳错(cuò )的拿走了(le )真(zhēn )的地图,最终赢(yíng )得了战役。 片(piàn )段二:他(tā )(⛳)们化装(👺)成管道工(gōng )潜入(🕐)德军(jun1 )在意大利的司令(👣)部,给他们卫生(💔)间(🏉)的管道修(🛎)得乱七八糟,把(➡)将军淋了个落(luò )汤鸡。将军(jun1 )(💅)去换衣服,拉开抽屉发(🙎)现一(🎥)套新(xīn )的军服,于是(shì )洗头洗(👌)脸准备换上新军服的时(🍽)候闭着眼(yǎn )把脸(liǎn )盆里的(🌱)脏(zāng )水(shuǐ )倒进抽(🔫)屉里(🔥)了(柜子旁边有(🎐)一个废(👛)水桶)。那个将军(jun1 )是最(👚)主(zhǔ )要的(👩)一个(gè )配角(jiǎo )(❓),很有(yǒu )(🕺)意(💑)思(sī )。到影片(🍹)结束前(qián )1分钟,都没有一句(jù )台词。最后说(shuō )(🚪)了(le )一句(🖱)“谢谢”。 (🏡) 片段三:德军(jun1 )有一门超级大炮俯视着联(lián )军将要登陆的海滩(tān )。这(zhè )二(èr )个士(shì )兵居然化装(zhuāng )成希(🏁)特勒和随从,去视(🐑)察(🖥)大炮,把(bǎ )大炮炸掉了。 (🌲) In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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